The Church of n00b [Archive] - Pawn

Calisniper13

01-15-2009, 11:24 PM

Welcome to The Church of Noob

The Church of n00b is a recently established church by me. It is for anyone who has,is, or ever will be n00b. We follow our own damn rules because we are that damn n00by.

Commandments

Thou shalt find any way to win, no matter how dirty
Thou shalt refer to everyone as n00bs
Thou shalt camp in every map possible
Thou shalt LOL at the so-called "1337's" who call you a noob
Thou shalt respect your fellow n00bs. We are brethren
Thou shalt troll wisely.
Thou shalt use 1337 speak, because us n00bs own it
Thou shalt not shower for 3 weeks
Thou shalt eat only cheez whiz and crackers
Thou shalt play music very loudly at 3AM
Thou shalt give me your credits
Thou shalt give me your credits
Thou shalt give me your credits
Thou shalt not have read this far

How To Join

Joining is easy. You may be a member and not even know it yet. All you have to do to join is be a n00b, or join through this thread. There are no requirements necessary, just a wanting to be a part of a great movement.

So join today. You know you want to do it. :D

Official Members of the First Church of n00barianism

Pope Calisniper13
Bishop Ureonmyhitlist
Cardinal Hurrikhayne11
Bishop Piedude75
Herp Chickletman
Pastor Airsoftman03
Dictator Mondo909
ArchBishop TheLife
Pastor Wootzy
Necromancer Ryuk1
Nun LooZr66(Lolque)

UreOnMyHitList

01-15-2009, 11:27 PM

yes master.

ill join this to.

Omni

01-15-2009, 11:27 PM

Hurrikhayne11

01-15-2009, 11:29 PM

I'm in .

Calisniper13

01-15-2009, 11:30 PM

yes master.

ill join this to.
Win. Very win
You just made yourself look even more of an idiot by taking a somewhat ok idea such as the "The Church of 1337" and did a 180 on it....which in tale did a complete 180 on the actual originality and overall good of this thread.
You sir shall go to hell (the void) for this :D
So are you in?
I'm in .

Win. Very win.

PieDude

01-15-2009, 11:31 PM

church of noob :D!!!

i have been in this before you thought of it!

(i want in ;D)

Chickletman

01-15-2009, 11:33 PM

Aww crap I read too far D:

Am I win?

PieDude

01-15-2009, 11:34 PM

i have given credits to god ;D

Calisniper13

01-15-2009, 11:43 PM

church of noob :D!!!

i have been in this before you thought of it!

(i want in ;D)
Win. Very win

Aww crap I read too far D:

Am I win?
You are my herp.
i have given credits to god ;D

Lol he did :O

Hurrikhayne11

01-15-2009, 11:45 PM

Are you going to put a list of people up? D:

Mumbles

01-15-2009, 11:46 PM

Welcome to The Church of Noob

The Church of n00b is a recently established church by me. It is for anyone who has,is, or ever will be n00b. We follow our own damn rules because we are that damn n00by.

Commandments

Thou shalt find any way to win, no matter how dirty
Thou shalt refer to everyone as n00bs
Thou shalt camp in every map possible
Thou shalt LOL at the so-called "1337's" who call you a noob
Thou shalt respect your fellow n00bs. We are brethren
Thou shalt troll wisely.
Thou shalt use 1337 speak, because us n00bs own it
Thou shalt not shower for 3 weeks
Thou shalt eat only cheez whiz and crackers
Thou shalt play music very loudly at 3AM
Thou shalt give me your credits
Thou shalt give me your credits
Thou shalt give me your credits
Thou shalt not have read this far

How To Join

Joining is easy. You may be a member and not even know it yet. All you have to do to join is be a n00b, or join through this thread. There are no requirements necessary, just a wanting to be a part of a great movement.

So join today. You know you want to do it. :D

"The power of L33T compels you! The power of L33T compels you!"

Calisniper13

01-15-2009, 11:48 PM

Are you going to put a list of people up? D:
I just did

"The power of L33T compels you! The power of L33T compels you!"

WHAT BLASPHEMY DO YOU PREACH HERE HEATHEN!

Mumbles

01-15-2009, 11:54 PM

I just did

WHAT BLASPHEMY DO YOU PREACH HERE HEATHEN!

It's not to late for you, my son. I can show you the path to redemption...

airsoftman03

01-15-2009, 11:56 PM

Sure, i dont see why not.

Add me...

GhostOfPawn

01-15-2009, 11:56 PM

You just made yourself look even more of an idiot by taking a somewhat ok idea such as the "The Church of 1337" and did a 180 on it....which in tale did a complete 180 on the actual originality and overall good of this thread.
You sir shall go to hell (the void) for this :D

I can make that happen, and probably will tomorrow. ;) Im the proude wner of Lagger hell, and Pawn Heaven.. Links can be fould on my sig in a sec.

Calisniper13

01-15-2009, 11:58 PM

It's not to late for you, my son. I can show you the path to redemption...
You sir, have been going down a wrongful path. The true path to happiness is through this great church

Sure, i dont see why not.

Add me...

Win. Very Win.

I can make that happen, and probably will tomorrow. ;) Im the proude wner of Lagger hell, and Pawn Heaven.. Liks can be fould on my sig in a sec.

Are you in?

Hurrikhayne11

01-16-2009, 12:00 AM

"The power of L33T compels you! The power of L33T compels you!"
http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k330/HurriKhayne/scrubs_stfu.gif
N00b>1337

mondo909

01-16-2009, 12:01 AM

RAWR
since i gave chickletman his herpnesss with my n00by typo does i get a awsim spot of holyness?

GhostOfPawn

01-16-2009, 12:01 AM

You sir, have been going down a wrongful path. The true path to happiness is through this great church

Win. Very Win.

Are you in?

You must be joking... I believe I am one of the most loyal 1337 followers on pawn...It is inbedded in me.

Calisniper13

01-16-2009, 12:04 AM

http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k330/HurriKhayne/scrubs_stfu.gif
N00b>1337
Lol. nice
RAWR
since i gave chickletman his herpnesss with my n00by typo does i get a awsim spot of holyness?
Wait..you in? If so Win. Very Win
You must be joking... I believe I am one of the most loyal 1337 followers on pawn...It is inbedded in me.

GTFO MY CHURCH YOU BLASPHEMOUS FOOL

Mumbles

01-16-2009, 12:04 AM

http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k330/HurriKhayne/scrubs_stfu.gif
N00b>1337

I specialize in consulting the disgruntled youth.

GhostOfPawn

01-16-2009, 12:07 AM

Lol. nice

Wait..you in? If so Win. Very Win

GTFO MY CHURCH YOU BLASPHEMOUS FOOL

If only you knew how much of a fail you are. "is going to bed"

Calisniper13

01-16-2009, 12:07 AM

If only you knew how much of a fail you are. "is going to bed"

No u ferst.

mondo909

01-16-2009, 12:22 AM

ummm hell ya im in
im thinking you could pput an awsome title net to my name
like overlord
or hitler ya i kinda like hitler HE was nooby

Dax

01-16-2009, 12:23 AM

Cali your imagination never ceases to amaze me brother.

Dylan

01-16-2009, 12:24 AM

Me.
In.
Now.

Pl0x.

PieDude

01-16-2009, 12:26 AM

If only you knew how much of a fail you are. "is going to bed"

god told you to get out of the church SO GTFO

wootzy

01-16-2009, 12:27 AM

i want in :D

Dylan

01-16-2009, 12:33 AM

i want in :D
You are not a n00b.

I demand Cali refuses you.

DeathsEmbrace

01-16-2009, 12:53 AM

HEED NOT THE THEIR CALLS OF LIES MY BROTHER FOR L33T IS THE ONLY WAY TO REDEMTION THE FIRST CRUSADE OF THE L33TS HAS BEGUN RAISE THEIR VILLAGES BURN THEM DOWN AND uhhh pillage and what not but yesh why DESTORY THEM FOR CALI IS NOT GOD BUT A USELESS PAGAN WHO YELLS HERASY TO THE L33T CROWN

also ure DX how could joo

Calisniper13

01-16-2009, 12:56 AM

ummm hell ya im in
im thinking you could pput an awsome title net to my name
like overlord
or hitler ya i kinda like hitler HE was nooby
WIn. Epic win

Cali your imagination never ceases to amaze me brother.
You. Me. Sex. Now
Me.
In.
Now.

Pl0x.
Yes Ma'am.
i want in :D
Win. Life, I cannnot refuse those who seek true salvation.

HEED NOT THE THEIR CALLS OF LIES MY BROTHER FOR L33T IS THE ONLY WAY TO REDEMTION THE FIRST CRUSADE OF THE L33TS HAS BEGUN RAISE THEIR VILLAGES BURN THEM DOWN AND uhhh pillage and what not but yesh why DESTORY THEM FOR CALI IS NOT GOD BUT A USELESS PAGAN WHO YELLS HERASY TO THE L33T CROWN

also ure DX how could joo
As prophesied in the Great Book of Noobadamus, There will be a Man who embraces death who will challenge the rule of the truth. He will meet a quick end, as the one true religion will not be vanquished by these heathens of 1337Tan.

Ryuk

01-16-2009, 01:25 AM

Sign me up right now!!! :O
And give me a smexy sounding title while you're at it. :D

DeathsEmbrace

01-16-2009, 01:27 AM

>.> l33tness damn it all screw it imma go get kal on my side *mumbles* gonna get him to permie joo all* :O

Hamo

01-16-2009, 01:29 AM

This is epic retarded ness to the max times 10.

FAIL!

DeathsEmbrace

01-16-2009, 01:33 AM

This is epic retarded ness to the max times 10.

FAIL!
dont spoil teh fun

wootzy

01-16-2009, 01:41 AM

You are not a n00b.

I demand Cali refuses you.

but u r higher rank me nubish

Hurrikhayne11

01-16-2009, 01:49 AM

This is epic retarded ness to the max times 10.

FAIL!
No u ferst.

LooZr66

01-16-2009, 09:40 AM

i want to convert to this "religion"

:O

Strelok12

01-16-2009, 10:10 AM

Church of Fudge shalt not obey thou!!

Calisniper13

01-16-2009, 09:47 PM

Sign me up right now!!! :O
And give me a smexy sounding title while you're at it. :D
Win.

>.> l33tness damn it all screw it imma go get kal on my side *mumbles* gonna get him to permie joo all* :O
I shall get Sketchz >:O

This is epic retarded ness to the max times 10.

FAIL!
Are you in?

i want to convert to this "religion"

:O
:D

Church of Fudge shalt not obey thou!!
Strelet, I demand you convert.